From the Guardian:

Armed police arrested a man listening to his MP3 player and took a sample of his DNA after after a fellow commuter mistook his music player for a gun.

Darren Nixon, 28, had been waiting at a bus stop in Stoke-on-Trent on his way home from work on Saturday afternoon when a woman saw him reach into his pocket and take out his black Phillips MP3 player. She thought it was a pistol and called 999.

Police then tracked Nixon using CCTV. When he got off the bus, armed officers surrounded him. He was then driven to a police station, kept in a cell and had his fingerprints, photograph and DNA taken.

He was freed when Staffordshire police realised it was a false alarm. Nixon will now have his DNA stored on a national database for life.

Armed police, spy cameras, forcibly taking tissue from your body and a national DNA database. It’s a good thing that Mr. Nixon wasn’t tasered, too. Ho hum. Just another day in Britain, once upon a time a free country.